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About Me Kristi. 30-something. I write about things kinky & sexual (& things that aren't). I also review sex toys & write essays for Eden Cafe. These are my words, my thoughts, my opinions--on this, my personal blog--& are not influenced by my employer, EdenFantasys. Any resemblance to their words, thoughts or opinions is completely coincidental. Are we clear? If you're under the legal age to view explicit content wherever you live, or are easily offended, leave now.
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Work, weight, and stuff

I’ve been trying to post for the past couple days, but not being in the mood and dealing with WordPress and access issues have gotten in the way. Work is going well. They do random accuracy checks of our work and I scored a perfect last night. Totally made my day. I’d had a crappy afternoon and figured the night would suck as well. Why did my afternoon suck? Because my landlords let the water bill get so past due that the...

Sometimes size matters

I’ve decided to no longer single Wanton out for deflowering me. If Pianti were to nix the whole thing, I realized I’d use that as an excuse to not say buh-bye to my maidenhood (I know I don’t have one, but I just couldn’t resist. Sorry.) Here I am taking it way too seriously which I had always denied doing. Hello there, self-delusion! How are ya? Yeah. So. I’m keeping my options open. I’d let T have...

Back in the rat race

It feels good to have a job. It feels even better to be making money. This first week was short two days, but Sunday will be the beginning of the first full week. The first day was mostly additional training and we did a lot of walking and stair-taking. My sedentary ass was quite sore the next day. It’s been years since I’ve done this type of work, but I’m finding my groove quickly. The job is fast-paced and very...

A virgin for now

I made an interesting decision last night. Well, it was kind of like an epiphany. I’m going to lose my virginity and enter a new sexual phase in my life. Obviously, I can’t say when or how it’ll happen, or even with who. Wanton would be my first choice, but there’s no guarantee his wife, Pianti, would let him. I trust Wanton with the delicacy of the situation. His marriage is solid so I don’t have to...

Great surprise

So I received the best call ever last night. Someone from my job called and asked me if I wanted to report for work next Tuesday. I had to keep from yelling in her ear, “Fuck yeah, I do!” But I remained calm and assured her I’d be there. It was such wild timing considering I had just called them earlier in the day. Obviously, I didn’t expect that at all. My mood has been great since then. I went out and bought...