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About Me Kristi. 30-something. I write about things kinky & sexual (& things that aren't). I also review sex toys & write essays for Eden Cafe. These are my words, my thoughts, my opinions--on this, my personal blog--& are not influenced by my employer, EdenFantasys. Any resemblance to their words, thoughts or opinions is completely coincidental. Are we clear? If you're under the legal age to view explicit content wherever you live, or are easily offended, leave now.
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Toibocks toy storage

With my collection of adult sex toys getting larger all the time, I keep looking for new ways to store them. Discretion is a big concern for many people, especially for those with kids and/or nosy family members. I think perhaps the best example of toy storage discretion is the Toibocks. This beautiful cherry wood box looks like any high-end jewelry box and can even function as one. In fact, I recommend that you use the removable top...

I just called to say cock

That is the Samsung 1301G pre-paid phone from Tracfone. It’s also my new phone. Last night a picture of T’s cock became its background image. This is the first phone I’ve had where I could take pictures, so I just snapped one off my computer. It works really well. Of course, I have to be careful at work so I usually look at it when I go to the bathroom to ensure privacy. No, I do not play with myself in the bathroom!...

Work, weight, and stuff

I’ve been trying to post for the past couple days, but not being in the mood and dealing with WordPress and access issues have gotten in the way. Work is going well. They do random accuracy checks of our work and I scored a perfect last night. Totally made my day. I’d had a crappy afternoon and figured the night would suck as well. Why did my afternoon suck? Because my landlords let the water bill get so past due that the...

Sometimes size matters

I’ve decided to no longer single Wanton out for deflowering me. If Pianti were to nix the whole thing, I realized I’d use that as an excuse to not say buh-bye to my maidenhood (I know I don’t have one, but I just couldn’t resist. Sorry.) Here I am taking it way too seriously which I had always denied doing. Hello there, self-delusion! How are ya? Yeah. So. I’m keeping my options open. I’d let T have...

Back in the rat race

It feels good to have a job. It feels even better to be making money. This first week was short two days, but Sunday will be the beginning of the first full week. The first day was mostly additional training and we did a lot of walking and stair-taking. My sedentary ass was quite sore the next day. It’s been years since I’ve done this type of work, but I’m finding my groove quickly. The job is fast-paced and very...