I’m blowing with the wind of change

If you know this Scorps song, then you’ll know the meaning of it actually has little to do with what about I’m about to write, other than the change bit. I’m taking an indefinite leave from writing reviews and sorta from this blog. What do I mean by “sorta?” Well, I’ll probably post on occasion, but the naughtiness factor will remain low-to-nonexistent. Why am I doing this? A few reasons: a) With...

DJ Glass dreams topsy turvy

Ahhhh, another glass dildo. I’ve made it no secret that I love the smooth, hard, silky glide of glass toys. They tend to be gorgeous works of art. I mean, look at the picture above–the fun curves…the transparency of the glass revealing lovely red swirls in the shaft…the playful nubs on the handle…but check this out–the bulbed head:*sighs loudly* What’s not to love about the look of the DJ...

B3 onye fleur vibrator

The B3 Onye Fluer is a small, sleek bullet-like vibrator that packs a helluva punch. Molded from plastic with a prettily patterned silicone grip toward the top, the Fleur is firm and a beautiful red color. It’s smooth and seamless (apart from the grip of course) with a push button at the very top. It has just three speeds (low, medium, high), but no patterns. There aren’t any bells and whistles; it does what it’s...

I work hard for my money

OK, I don’t work as hard as some people, but I work hard enough, especially for someone who hadn’t worked for many a year. But I can’t complain much. Working, grocery shopping, doctor appointments, and the other minutiae of every day life doesn’t leave a lot of time for other things. I do find a way to fuck off online at times. Probably more than I should. I wank only on weekends and that’s when I’m...

Toibocks toy storage

With my collection of adult sex toys getting larger all the time, I keep looking for new ways to store them. Discretion is a big concern for many people, especially for those with kids and/or nosy family members. I think perhaps the best example of toy storage discretion is the Toibocks. This beautiful cherry wood box looks like any high-end jewelry box and can even function as one. In fact, I recommend that you use the removable top...