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About Me Kristi. 30-something. I write about things kinky & sexual (& things that aren't). I also review sex toys & write essays for Eden Cafe. These are my words, my thoughts, my opinions--on this, my personal blog--& are not influenced by my employer, EdenFantasys. Any resemblance to their words, thoughts or opinions is completely coincidental. Are we clear? If you're under the legal age to view explicit content wherever you live, or are easily offended, leave now.
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DJ Glass dreams topsy turvy

Ahhhh, another glass dildo. I’ve made it no secret that I love the smooth, hard, silky glide of glass toys. They tend to be gorgeous works of art. I mean, look at the picture above–the fun curves…the transparency of the glass revealing lovely red swirls in the shaft…the playful nubs on the handle…but check this out–the bulbed head:*sighs loudly* What’s not to love about the look of the DJ...

B3 onye fleur vibrator

The B3 Onye Fluer is a small, sleek bullet-like vibrator that packs a helluva punch. Molded from plastic with a prettily patterned silicone grip toward the top, the Fleur is firm and a beautiful red color. It’s smooth and seamless (apart from the grip of course) with a push button at the very top. It has just three speeds (low, medium, high), but no patterns. There aren’t any bells and whistles; it does what it’s...

I work hard for my money

OK, I don’t work as hard as some people, but I work hard enough, especially for someone who hadn’t worked for many a year. But I can’t complain much. Working, grocery shopping, doctor appointments, and the other minutiae of every day life doesn’t leave a lot of time for other things. I do find a way to fuck off online at times. Probably more than I should. I wank only on weekends and that’s when I’m...

Toibocks toy storage

With my collection of adult sex toys getting larger all the time, I keep looking for new ways to store them. Discretion is a big concern for many people, especially for those with kids and/or nosy family members. I think perhaps the best example of toy storage discretion is the Toibocks. This beautiful cherry wood box looks like any high-end jewelry box and can even function as one. In fact, I recommend that you use the removable top...

I just called to say cock

That is the Samsung 1301G pre-paid phone from Tracfone. It’s also my new phone. Last night a picture of T’s cock became its background image. This is the first phone I’ve had where I could take pictures, so I just snapped one off my computer. It works really well. Of course, I have to be careful at work so I usually look at it when I go to the bathroom to ensure privacy. No, I do not play with myself in the bathroom!...