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About Me Kristi. 30-something. I write about things kinky & sexual (& things that aren't). I also review sex toys & write essays for Eden Cafe. These are my words, my thoughts, my opinions--on this, my personal blog--& are not influenced by my employer, EdenFantasys. Any resemblance to their words, thoughts or opinions is completely coincidental. Are we clear? If you're under the legal age to view explicit content wherever you live, or are easily offended, leave now.
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25 things

This is a total lame cop-out post because I’m fucking tired. I stole it from Ashly. 1. What did you do last night? Watched some TV, read a little, and then went to sleep. 2. What time did you wake up today? 6:30AM 3. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 34. 4. Are you picky about spelling and grammar? Depends. If I’m just chatting with friends, no. 5. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite...

Thank fuck for weekends

Today was mostly a chill day. I’m usually on my computer for most of my waking hours, but today I actually spent time watching TV with the family. Hell’s Kitchen is a favorite, so we watched that and Ramsay’s new show Master Chef. It’s a great show. I find it more thrilling and emotional than Hell’s Kitchen. The contestants are literally home cooks. People from all walks of life. I was so hyped watching...

Can you guess my intent?

I keep hearing how the intention behind someone’s words or actions are irrelevant. “It doesn’t matter what you intended! I’m offended and it’s your fault and you had better apologize to me!” Well, I beg to differ. Sometimes I intend to offend people, but sometimes people just need to be offended no matter what is actually said, the intent notwithstanding. Listen, you need to deal with it, get over...

Brain overload

All right, so…I’ve got good news. I’m now full-time at EdenFantasys. And today I realized I’ve been spelling it wrong. Well, OK, it’s not the spelling that’s the problem, it’s the fact that the two words are smooshed together. But I digress. So…wooohoooooo! Good news indeed. See that manic creature at the top of this post? Yeah, that’s me now. This is the most intellectually...

What position I learned to masturbate in

I threw up a call for help on Twitter for subjects to write about and Rockin’ With a Cock In came up with this along with a second part, “…and whether you have learned other ways since then.” OK, well, the first time I remember masturbating I was like 8 or 9-years-old and on the toilet. And I mean literally on the toilet. I didn’t have the cover down or anything. I know, it’s odd (and possibly...
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