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About Me Kristi. 30-something. I write about things kinky & sexual (& things that aren't). I also review sex toys & write essays for Eden Cafe. These are my words, my thoughts, my opinions--on this, my personal blog--& are not influenced by my employer, EdenFantasys. Any resemblance to their words, thoughts or opinions is completely coincidental. Are we clear? If you're under the legal age to view explicit content wherever you live, or are easily offended, leave now.
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Can you guess my intent?

I keep hearing how the intention behind someone’s words or actions are irrelevant. “It doesn’t matter what you intended! I’m offended and it’s your fault and you had better apologize to me!” Well, I beg to differ. Sometimes I intend to offend people, but sometimes people just need to be offended no matter what is actually said, the intent notwithstanding. Listen, you need to deal with it, get over...

Brain overload

All right, so…I’ve got good news. I’m now full-time at EdenFantasys. And today I realized I’ve been spelling it wrong. Well, OK, it’s not the spelling that’s the problem, it’s the fact that the two words are smooshed together. But I digress. So…wooohoooooo! Good news indeed. See that manic creature at the top of this post? Yeah, that’s me now. This is the most intellectually...

What position I learned to masturbate in

I threw up a call for help on Twitter for subjects to write about and Rockin’ With a Cock In came up with this along with a second part, “…and whether you have learned other ways since then.” OK, well, the first time I remember masturbating I was like 8 or 9-years-old and on the toilet. And I mean literally on the toilet. I didn’t have the cover down or anything. I know, it’s odd (and possibly...

Just a bunch of whatever

Can ya tell I don’t have a specific subject to write about? Yeah. It’s one of those days. The most prominent thing on my mind right now is my left arm. It hurts. It’s a bum arm to start (with possible arthritis), and I made it worse by fucking myself to 4 orgasms last night and then 3 today. See, yesterday’s post got me incredibly horny, and then some dirty talking with Wanton earlier today inspired the other...

Thoughts on losing it

No, I haven’t lost my virginity, I just like that picture. But I’ve been known to fantasize about losing it. I know, big surprise there. I’ve said before that I had planned to let my friend Wanton be my first, and since we still occasionally talk about it, he’ll be the guy I’m referring to in this post. Obviously, I don’t know who really will be my first, but it’s easier to focus on just one...
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