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A virgin for now

I made an interesting decision last night. Well, it was kind of like an epiphany. I’m going to lose my virginity and enter a new sexual phase in my life. Obviously, I can’t say when or how it’ll happen, or even with who. Wanton would be my first choice, but there’s no guarantee his wife, Pianti, would let him. I trust Wanton with the delicacy of the situation. His marriage is solid so I don’t have to worry about him becoming...

Great surprise

So I received the best call ever last night. Someone from my job called and asked me if I wanted to report for work next Tuesday. I had to keep from yelling in her ear, “Fuck yeah, I do!” But I remained calm and assured her I’d be there. It was such wild timing considering I had just called them earlier in the day. Obviously, I didn’t expect that at all. My mood has been great since then. I went out and bought some groceries just...

Close call

Get it? Close call? Yeah, it’s lame. Anyhoo. I’ve good news. Great news, really. We’ve got it worked out with the cable company where they get some money now and the rest later. This means we have money for food and other things. Also, I called my job to give them my new cell phone number and I was informed that they should start processing and bringing in new hires next week. Yeehaww! I was so happy and relieved that I was yelling my...

Ina’s here!

It never ceases to amaze me when I receive a highly coveted, pricey toy for free in exchange for a review. There hasn’t been many reviews of the Ina just yet. That’s how new she is and how hard she is to get a hold of. And yet, she’s in my clutches now.Gorgeous, isn’t she? She continues my purple toy streak. One of these days I may even find myself admitting that purple is one of my favorite colors. I have just one negative...

About my Nov. contest & news

If you were a winner from that contest, but you have yet to receive your prize, please e-mail me at thestrangestcandy[at]gmail[dot]com and I’ll see what happened to it. One of the winners contact me today for that very reason, so I thought I’d post this in case anyone else had the same problem. In other news, I’m starting to move some of the toys and the money from them plus the donations have been very helpful. At this rate we’ll...
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