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Talk is cheap but I’m cheaper.

Well, hello there! My name is Kristi aka Naughty Eliot I’m a 30-something perverted virgin who sometimes has conflicting feelings about this. I’ve been exploring my sexuality online for several years now. I post in depth about my interests in all things kink (and even non-kink), especially BDSM. I tend to be submissive, but I have an interest in being dominant (which subsequently went tits up).

I write smut, some of the stories star my very own readers, at their request. I also review sex toys and products for a few different companies. Occasionally, I do video reviews and Q&A sessions. Have any questions of your own? I love reader participation even if I don’t necessarily require it. I write for myself first and foremost, but I also like it when others enjoy what I write.

Disclaimer: Most of the sex toys and accessories I review have been given to me for free in exchange for review. Others I have bought outright or received as gifts or as a result of winning contests. All of the reviews posted on this blog will reflect this information. Regardless of how I got the items, I give honest and unbiased opinions. Any and all paid advertisements will be indicated as such. If you have any questions, you can contact me at thestrangestcandy[at]gmail[dot]com.

I cannot be held responsible if you engage in any behavior that results in personal harm or that of others that you believe my posts have inspired, so get a fucking grip, grow up and take responsibility for your own actions.

Finally, some random things about me:

100 things about me: 1-25
100 things about me: 26-50
100 things about me: 51-75
100 things about me: 76-100

This blog would not exist in this form without the generosity of Fred Bloggs:

He gave me the money to purchase hosting, my domain name, and the gorgeous layout you’re navigating now. His knowledge of code and website creation proved invaluable while creating this blog and he continues to monitor things even now. Some of the praise you bestow upon me in regards to this blog should go toward him as well.