Thank fuck for weekends

Today was mostly a chill day. I’m usually on my computer for most of my waking hours, but today I actually spent time watching TV with the family. Hell’s Kitchen is a favorite, so we watched that and Ramsay’s new show Master Chef. It’s a great show. I find it more thrilling and emotional than Hell’s Kitchen. The contestants are literally home cooks. People from all walks of life. I was so hyped watching the intro to it and I...

Can you guess my intent?

I keep hearing how the intention behind someone’s words or actions are irrelevant. “It doesn’t matter what you intended! I’m offended and it’s your fault and you had better apologize to me!” Well, I beg to differ. Sometimes I intend to offend people, but sometimes people just need to be offended no matter what is actually said, the intent notwithstanding. Listen, you need to deal with it, get over yourself, and move...

Brain overload

All right, so…I’ve got good news. I’m now full-time at EdenFantasys. And today I realized I’ve been spelling it wrong. Well, OK, it’s not the spelling that’s the problem, it’s the fact that the two words are smooshed together. But I digress. So…wooohoooooo! Good news indeed. See that manic creature at the top of this post? Yeah, that’s me now. This is the most intellectually stimulating job I’ve...

What position I learned to masturbate in

I threw up a call for help on Twitter for subjects to write about and Rockin’ With a Cock In came up with this along with a second part, “…and whether you have learned other ways since then.” OK, well, the first time I remember masturbating I was like 8 or 9-years-old and on the toilet. And I mean literally on the toilet. I didn’t have the cover down or anything. I know, it’s odd (and possibly gross), but then...

Just a bunch of whatever

Can ya tell I don’t have a specific subject to write about? Yeah. It’s one of those days. The most prominent thing on my mind right now is my left arm. It hurts. It’s a bum arm to start (with possible arthritis), and I made it worse by fucking myself to 4 orgasms last night and then 3 today. See, yesterday’s post got me incredibly horny, and then some dirty talking with Wanton earlier today inspired the other 3. They were all very...