DJ Glass dreams topsy turvy

Ahhhh, another glass dildo. I’ve made it no secret that I love the smooth, hard, silky glide of glass toys. They tend to be gorgeous works of art. I mean, look at the picture above–the fun curves…the transparency of the glass revealing lovely red swirls in the shaft…the playful nubs on the handle…but check this out–the bulbed head:*sighs loudly* What’s not to love about the look of the DJ Glass Dreams Topsy...

B3 onye fleur vibrator

The B3 Onye Fluer is a small, sleek bullet-like vibrator that packs a helluva punch. Molded from plastic with a prettily patterned silicone grip toward the top, the Fleur is firm and a beautiful red color. It’s smooth and seamless (apart from the grip of course) with a push button at the very top. It has just three speeds (low, medium, high), but no patterns. There aren’t any bells and whistles; it does what it’s meant to do (stimulate)...

I work hard for my money

OK, I don’t work as hard as some people, but I work hard enough, especially for someone who hadn’t worked for many a year. But I can’t complain much. Working, grocery shopping, doctor appointments, and the other minutiae of every day life doesn’t leave a lot of time for other things. I do find a way to fuck off online at times. Probably more than I should. I wank only on weekends and that’s when I’m playing with T. I...

Toibocks toy storage

With my collection of adult sex toys getting larger all the time, I keep looking for new ways to store them. Discretion is a big concern for many people, especially for those with kids and/or nosy family members. I think perhaps the best example of toy storage discretion is the Toibocks. This beautiful cherry wood box looks like any high-end jewelry box and can even function as one. In fact, I recommend that you use the removable top tray to hold a few...

I just called to say cock

That is the Samsung 1301G pre-paid phone from Tracfone. It’s also my new phone. Last night a picture of T’s cock became its background image. This is the first phone I’ve had where I could take pictures, so I just snapped one off my computer. It works really well. Of course, I have to be careful at work so I usually look at it when I go to the bathroom to ensure privacy. No, I do not play with myself in the bathroom! Ew. I never got the...