Twitter fail

I’ve left Twitter again. I know, I’ve done this a couple times before. And every time has been for a good reason. This time is no different. Between my job, this blog, and reviews, I won’t have time to sit on my ass and tweet. For all of the good that comes from Twitter, it’s a time sink. And I’ve sunk enough time this go round. Will I ever return? Oh, it’s a possibility. I’m not going to delete my account this time. I might pop back on occasion to tweet about this blog or to say hello to my followers. In fact, I’m gonna tweet the link to this post once I’m finished. I know some people are going to take that as a sign I’m around for a chat and start talking to me, but when they read this sentence they’ll know that I signed out of Twitter immediately after tweeting the link. Sorry, folks.

My offline friend that’s been helping out my family will be driving over here tonight to take me grocery shopping. I’ve got some money in my bank account from the wonderful donations I’ve received and I need to get some things stat. We don’t have any food, not even the basics: sugar, milk, eggs, bread. I even have money for my mom’s very necessary (life or death) medicine prescriptions. Yay!

It’s a stressful process trying to figure out just how much I can spend on groceries while also making sure I have money for mom’s medicines and gas for my friend’s vehicle. I’m scouring online and offline adverts for the best deals. I know one of my stops will be our Wal-Mart Super Center. You just can’t beat their prices. Hell, their every day prices are usually cheaper than sale prices at other grocery chains. You know that slippery slope that anti-gay assholes use as a reason to not let gay couples marry? The one where if we let gays marry then you’ll have people marrying animals and other things? Well, they’ve sorta got a point because I’m totally gonna marry Wal-Mart once they let the gays marry. Oh, yeah.

(If you were offended by the above–good. Now fuck off and go get a sense of humor.)

Today should see progress on my smut story and if it goes well I’ll complete it. Tomorrow should see my first review (Toy Fluid lube). Speaking of reviews, I just had a new one published at Eden Fantasys: Glass Ben Wa Balls.

I’ve just discovered that my “Support” page is incomplete. My affiliate links are glaringly absent. No one caught that–really? You guys are supposed to be paying attention! But I kid. I realized what I did wrong. When I was setting up this blog, I’d had a page titled “Affiliates” but then I decided to make the “Support” page instead and deleted the former. Only I forgot to move the links. Oops. Here’s the completed page.

That’s all from me for now.

4 Responses to “Twitter fail”

1. Rayne says:

   January 11, 2010 at 12:38 PM

   Oh you suck.

   Okay, not really. But still. How am I supposed to get through my day without looking at socks on nipples all day? Seriously.

   <3
2. Kristi says:

   January 11, 2010 at 4:05 PM

   lol You’ll live. :-p
3. xoxoTheAcademic says:

   January 11, 2010 at 4:25 PM

   I miss the boob flashing, mega tweeting, gender neutral Eliot. Mainly the boobs, though.

   I kid. But I seriously wish you the best of luck with your job. I misses yous.
4. Kristi says:

   January 12, 2010 at 8:23 PM

   Awww, I misses yous, too, doll.