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Houston, we have liftoff

Welcome to N.E.K.: The Cuntinuing Adventures. If you haven’t figured it out already, N.E.K. stands for Naughty Eliot-Kristi. Those of you who read my old blog will remember that I asked for advice on whether or not I should use my real name or keep my pseudonym. Vera from FYN suggested I hyphenate the two, and in hoping to keep it as least confusing as possible I adopted her suggestion. So, many thanks, Vera! I will post under Kristi and every online bio and ID will reflect this change in some form.

So what have I been doing during my self-imposed hiatus? Well, besides getting this blog ready I’ve spent a lot of time reviewing for Eden Fantasys. I had planned on taking a break from reviewing as well, but I got happily sucked into the community there and the reviews came easily. I also wrote some articles and essays for their offshoot Eden Cafe. I’ve got more posts lined up for them.

That’s pretty much all I’ve been busy with. Oh, and hanging out with M online (where else?) and going on the occasional grocery shopping expedition. Such an exciting life I lead, eh? This, however, is definitely exciting! Thanks to all of you who’ve come over here from the old blog and for bearing with me while I set this up. I encourage you to have a look at every page on here and please let me know if you have any issues navigating or if you discover things like broken links. I hope to make this blog more content driven than the old blog. And I don’t mean reviews, either. Speaking of reviews, I am now only working with three retailers:, Adam & Eve, and Eden Fantasys. I get more than enough things to review from them (not that I’m complaining) that it’s just ridiculous to make myself crazy accepting more.

I’m open to suggestions so if any of you want to see something on this blog, say a particular topic you’d like me to write about or a video of a toy you’d like to watch, just e-mail me at thestrangestcandy[at]gmail[dot]com and I’ll see what I can do. There should be more HNTs and Microfantasy Mondays, so keep an eye out for those. And yes, Virginia, there will be more smut. In fact, one of the next posts you’ll see will be this week’s MfM, so be sure to check it out! Oh, and contests! There will be more contests! I made a promise to my non-U.S. residential readers for a contest all their own and I plan to make good on that promise.

Speaking of non-U.S. folk, I’ve gotta give props to Fred for making this blog happen. It just would not have happened without him. Much love, Fred!

I had been having problems at the last minute getting this blog ready. Apparently, I needed more content than I had planned to get the layout working properly, so I cheated and reposted a few posts from the old blog that I really like.

See that “share” button above and to the right of this post? Please click on it and help spread the word about N.E.K. Me love you long time if you do.

And Happy New Year, folks! Let’s make 2010 a good year, shall we?

Oh, and one last teeny little thing: Eden Fantasys is having “a contest to flip for” via Eden Cafe. The lucky winner has a choice between a Sinfonia vibrator or a Tenga Flip Hole. Check out the post for entering rules.

5 Responses to “Houston, we have liftoff”

  1. Squee!I’m so happy for you =)

  2. Fred says:

    As long as it’s more 11 than 13 it should be fine!

    Well done!

    Can I have a rest now please?



  3. Kristi says:

    Academic: Thanks, babe!

    Fred: Surely you know there’s no rest for the wicked, dear. :-p

  4. Utica says:

    CONGRATULATIONS! the site is gorgeous. :D

  5. Kristi says:

    Thank you and thanks for stopping by!

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